PARTAY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me preface this posting with an: OW OW OW, EFFING, OW!

Ok, with that out of the way, SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! It is time for the PAR-TAY of the year! My cousin and dearest friend, starting from last year, has become known for having the best friggin birthday party in the whole entire world.

Last year, in remembrance of a party held when we were 9 or 10, we had the PIRATE PARTY OF EPIC-NESS. It was a night of fun, frolic, booty (treasure, not asses, though there was a lot of grabbing of those as well), mischief, mayhem and a barrage of water balloons by the so called "adults" while we were trying to drunken treasure hunt in the dark. Costumes were mandatory or there was a walk the plank (which basically meant you got smashed in the face with water balloons. The treasure hunt was for a bottle of mini rums, and the costume prize (which yours truly won with a jack sparrow-esque self braided pink wig, a kids pirate costume, ridiculous tinfoil red eyelashes, red fishnets and a crapload of make-up) was 20 gold coins.

All and all, short of a few gaps filled in by the pictures I don't remember taking, it was a FANTASTIC night, with good memories, good food and hangovers all around for the people invited.

This year....it's Halloween in July! Ghouls, vampires, goblins, ghosts, zombies, witches, whatever floats our fancy, complete with mood lighting, a smoke machine, water balloons potentially filled with red food dye!

This year, I'm a swamp princess zombie (GET IT!? BWAHAHHAHAHA)complete with awesome prom dress that was swampified by me rolling around in the mud and rubbing grass and dirt into it, which was surprisingly hard and way too much fun (which is really the whole reason for the princess part, since my school was too welfare to have a prom (plus, 6 people doesn't make for much excitement) and so I get to spend a whole night in a pretty dress), green and blue wig with twigs tied into it (cuz I crawled through a swamp, duh, new fake eyelashes of awesomeness, and generally gruesome make up to follow.

A bit more decorating, and the house will be ready for action. Once the booze starts a flowing.....who knows what horrific and gruesome things will occur!

BWAHAHAHA, PAR-TAY TIME~!!!!! YALL READY FOR THIS! *dances off stage right, music fading into the background*